Even more fun with Yahoo

As allot of people know I will randomly sit on yahoo and talk to anyone. I have met some cool people this way, and some real dumb ones to

This is proof of the dumbing down of America…  (What I want to know is does this work? If so, what kind of girl could it be???)

male_20062006: hi
Amanda Mae: hi
male_20062006: how are you
Amanda Mae: I am doing well
male_20062006: i wish that i can feel my cock inside you
Amanda Mae: uhmmm well i do not know you… so uhmmmmm NO

This is unedited…. I promise this is the whole conversation…

a talk with Jonny!!!!

Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:26:31 PM): here we see the malcolm in his natural habitat
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:26:40 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:26:57 PM): what is he doing? it is like a nature show
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:27:02 PM): this woman-like species has developed the cunning use of tools
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:27:45 PM): watch as the majestic creature cleans her tools
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:28:07 PM): a rare and elusive creature has never before been recorded
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:28:16 PM): a remarkable sight indeed
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:31 PM): lol I had to read that one out loud
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:35 PM): post this
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:41 PM): SHHH you’l spook it
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:29:01 PM): Shhhh you’ll spook her
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:29:20 PM): oh yeah the female is a skiddish type
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:29:31 PM): is she crafting?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:29:54 PM): we’re not sure, not much is known about this species
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:30:02 PM): scientists are studying it everyday
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:30:12 PM): is there a name for it yet
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:30:40 PM): homios faggis?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:31:10 PM): there have been a few suggestions such as cummis guzzelous, or cum guzzler for short
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:31:24 PM): cum guz and cum guzzy for other short versions
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:25 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:37 PM): oh very good
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:51 PM): is this an alpha female or beta?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:32:15 PM): we believe that this is indeed the beta female
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:30 PM): ah that is what I thought
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:37 PM): you can tell by the movemnets
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:32:47 PM): now we’re going to use the steve irwin technique on it….
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:59 PM): with the spoon?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:33:00 PM): im gonna stick my thumb up its butthole
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:33:21 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:33:29 PM): i am sure will squeal w/ joy
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:09 PM): did not look like it phased her much
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:34:24 PM): their rectums are incredibly stretchable
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:39 PM): lol i’ll bet
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:52 PM): does science know how streachable yet?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:35:22 PM): we’re currently running tests
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:35:50 PM): what vaulble knowledge you are gathering here! good work
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:35:57 PM): indeed
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:36:32 PM): has she dicovered that she is being obsevered yet?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:37:18 PM): she is vaguely aware of our presence
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:37:37 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:37:52 PM): don’t spook her though
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:40:44 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:41:23 PM): you so the mistress of the spoon
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:45:04 PM): i is bored

****stolen from here blog on myspace

Yahoo Part II

This chat is completely unedited…nothing is missing…  I mean really this guy never even said hi…

baton_rougeman2004: Shepherd TX,
Amanda Mae: uhmmmm ok
baton_rougeman2004: U
baton_rougeman2004: UR HOT
Amanda Mae: ty
baton_rougeman2004: WHERE U LIVE AT
Amanda Mae: I am in DFW
baton_rougeman2004: U WANT TO
Amanda Mae: huh?
baton_rougeman2004: U SCARED TO
Amanda Mae: I have no idea what you are talking about
baton_rougeman2004: INPERSON
Amanda Mae: uhmmm i do not know you and I get reuglar sex so I do not have to meet strangers
baton_rougeman2004: SO
Amanda Mae: so i do not need to meet some weirdo I have never met

Why Yahoo Amuses me

suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:31:50 PM): hi
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:31:57 PM): hi
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:32:32 PM): how aer you?
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:32:45 PM): I am doing well
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:33:50 PM): how can i go about getting it on with you?
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:34:14 PM): well I am not actively looking for anybody hunny so it is really hard to do
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:23 PM): yes i know you told me before..
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:28 PM): but help a guy out
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:34 PM): you dont have to be looking
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:34:42 PM): why? i am not looking for any one
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:54 PM): sometimes i am not looking
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:59 PM): but i find someone anyway
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:35:02 PM): If i meet someone who happens to be cool not just trying to get down my pants that is one thing