Some of you know I used to have a wonderful cat named Zippy…
Sadly he died in January
So I a SuperPoke pet in his memory!
Here is Zippy’s Bedroom:
Here is the out side of his house:
and for those who never got to meet the real Zippy here are some pics!
I am an anarchist
An antichrist
An asterisk
I am an anorak
An acolyte
An accidental
I am eleven feet
Ok, eight…
Six foot three…
I fought the British and I won
I have a rocket ship
A jet fighter
A paper airplane
Ja ja ja ja ja
Say what you will… I am The Kill
The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
I have a tendency
To exaggerate
Just a little bit
I am a plagiarist
Apologist
A walruscokeheadlizard
I am an optimist
A closeted misogynist
I fought the British and I won
I have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball
Ja ja ja ja ja
Say what you will – I am The Kill
The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
Put pat sajak back in office
Put pat sajak back in office!!!
But the sun still sets on you
And the retarded party nobody came to but you
And so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up
And there’s hell to pay again
And the punch lines point at you
And all the comebacks in the world are in your head
And you can’t say them until everybody leaves
And it’s just you and your imaginary friends…
Staring:
Amanda Mae (as herself)
Bino (as Amanda’s Platonic Life Partner Jon)
Amanda and Jon are board… They bought a futon the day before… They saved 200$ in that endeavor as well so they decided to set out on and adventure into the unknown for more things to make our empty living room look lived in…
Amanda Mae does not drive…. at all…nope not even a little bit… So she is the Perpetual Passenger and yet some how still the Diviner of the Destination….
Before any true adventure begins one must have caffeine…
And we do it right….
Yes folks we double fist or caffeine in this party…
So off to the first destination…. Shockingly Target is a good place to look for home decor…. And they do not look at you weird when you take random pics….
I seem to have lost some of the pics though.. But this one just had to be taken….
And did you know they sell Lamb and Veal there… I have been looking every where for lamb…and well Veal cutlets are always nice too
We decided at this point we needed to eat.. and Hey look Jason’s Deli is right across the street!
YUMMY I had the best salad I have had in a while…. I was even making moaning noises that made old people stair… I wish I took a pic of the salad… but I was too busy having a foodgasum…. Jon seemed to be enjoying his just as much… They deliver… so we took a menu…
Jon said He wishes he got a pic of me sitting in the window booth waiting for him…but alas we were still thinking of salad….
Next stop… That hell that keeps the world running…
But not all hells are completely ugly….
and they had some cute jewelry making stuff on sale too!
But then Terror upon Terror….
I got food poisoning…. I thought I was going to die….
So no more pics and we went home after I threw up twice in a very scary bathroom….
I still think the salad was worth it!
And I got the coolest card from Coca~Cola. Anyone who knows me knows how I love that stuff too!!!!!
I had to do it I tossed him in the trunk of his own car…
Okay, okay… Not really…
My lover had to climb into his car to do something with his stereo… I just thought this was a fun pic!!! The look on his face is priceless…
It was taken with my phone so it is not so great but I loved it…
(darling if you read this please do not be mad I put your pic on my blog… I know how you feel about “having and online presence”)
As allot of people know I will randomly sit on yahoo and talk to anyone. I have met some cool people this way, and some real dumb ones to
This is proof of the dumbing down of America… (What I want to know is does this work? If so, what kind of girl could it be???)
male_20062006: hi
Amanda Mae: hi
male_20062006: how are you
Amanda Mae: I am doing well
male_20062006: i wish that i can feel my cock inside you
Amanda Mae: uhmmm well i do not know you… so uhmmmmm NO
This is unedited…. I promise this is the whole conversation…
***note*** this was written by my mother:
There is a lot of thought this time of
year about gift giving.
I really never thought about all the rules I have
created in my life, some from watching reactions to those in my life
and others developed over time and experience. Lastly those from
necessity.
So here it
goes…
1. The gift is always
what the receiver would like, NOT what you think is neat, cool or with
an emotional attachment from your past. Hence NEVER give something for
your purpose but for theirs.
Example: tools for someone that would never uses them
but you will. A football to a computer
geek.
2. It should be
something that can be used or played with right
then.
3. It should be
something they really want or dream about. Simply, something that would
give them pleasure or add a smile to their faces. Never something they
need.
Example tires for the
car or the all time classic socks .Just a no
no
4. Clothes… What can I say here not
everyday things, There are extra rules here.
A. Sweaters NO, a holiday sweater to a
Christmasholic YES.
B. Tee shirts NO, Specialty tee shirts
YES
Ones about a hobby or subject of
interest.
Example: “fighting
elves” shirt, like the one worn in the movie or TV show “Firefly”.
a astrological shirt for those
addicted to their horoscope.
a SCA tee shirt from your kingdom, you sure can’t find
that down at Wal-mart.
C. Shoes NO, but that pair they point out in the window
and just think it would be a treat to own,
yes.
D. PJ’s No, Lingerie
YES or once again ones that says something fun about their
personality.
Need I say
more?????
5. It can be a hobby
item that when used, gives them pleasure, even if they do not, keep the
end product.
6. The gift doesn’t
have to cost anything. They are made from the heart or a act of
caring.
A homemade gift card to
mow the yard. A coupon booklet that you will make a pie, help with
everyday things, they do not like to do, or a promises of a simple
dinner in the future. But remember you MUST follow-up and deliver. It
is always nice to remind the receiver if they forget once the holiday
has passed.
A poem or story written
just for them.
Once you think about
it, it makes things easier and the person that receives the gift happy
and isn’t that what it is all about.
I’m sure their are more but, these are a few basics to
live by. Myself I like giving in threes. One for or appeals to the
physical, spiritual and emotional nature. And what is wrong with, just
plain fun in nature.
Yeah Turkey day…
It’s here…
It reminds me of family… which is sad for me… I can not be with the family I love… But any way…
it is Turkey Day
I have not really been blogging… I have been keeping myself busy…
I got a new job, but I am not that excited about it. It is money at least. I excited that 90% of my holiday shopping is done.
My cat is a bigamist and has another family… I am sure of it… He is gone more than he is here lately and I miss him allot… He has gotten very big! He is 30 pounds of mussel Tom Cat…
Here it is over a year later and I still have the same lover… I still see him often, and I miss him when he is gone… He says he misses me too… Looks like I will get what i want most of all for my birthday… him, naked…
My children will be here for all of the Christmas Holidays and I am very excited over that.
I am madly in love with a bad ass woman too… She is dating my platonic life partner though… Don’t ask… long story…
I am writing when I have time, and reading more… My knee is bothering me allot so I have spent alot of time in bed with books, and chocolates… I love VC Andrews…
I am starting a new book, this has nothing to do with Naomi as well… I have named the main Character Carmilla Grey… I am still bringing her to life though… I am very excited about her too
I made new page of Pics. It is things that make me giggle and grin! Hope it does the same for you!!!!
Life With Naomi
