Archive for October, 2008

20
Oct
08

the downfall

of buying things from the internet…

is that sometimes things get mixed up….

I ordered this really cute black skirt and got a plaid one….

Even the paper work says black…

I have ALLOT of plaid skirts… the last thing I need is another…

Blah… I emailed the company to fix the problem but I am still annoyed…

18
Oct
08

hello tacos

i love found blog!

15
Oct
08

a talk with Jonny!!!!

Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:26:31 PM): here we see the malcolm in his natural habitat
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:26:40 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:26:57 PM): what is he doing? it is like a nature show
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:27:02 PM): this woman-like species has developed the cunning use of tools
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:27:45 PM): watch as the majestic creature cleans her tools
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:28:07 PM): a rare and elusive creature has never before been recorded
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:28:16 PM): a remarkable sight indeed
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:31 PM): lol I had to read that one out loud
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:35 PM): post this
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:28:41 PM): SHHH you’l spook it
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:29:01 PM): Shhhh you’ll spook her
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:29:20 PM): oh yeah the female is a skiddish type
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:29:31 PM): is she crafting?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:29:54 PM): we’re not sure, not much is known about this species
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:30:02 PM): scientists are studying it everyday
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:30:12 PM): is there a name for it yet
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:30:40 PM): homios faggis?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:31:10 PM): there have been a few suggestions such as cummis guzzelous, or cum guzzler for short
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:31:24 PM): cum guz and cum guzzy for other short versions
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:25 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:37 PM): oh very good
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:31:51 PM): is this an alpha female or beta?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:32:15 PM): we believe that this is indeed the beta female
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:30 PM): ah that is what I thought
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:37 PM): you can tell by the movemnets
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:32:47 PM): now we’re going to use the steve irwin technique on it….
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:32:59 PM): with the spoon?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:33:00 PM): im gonna stick my thumb up its butthole
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:33:21 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:33:29 PM): i am sure will squeal w/ joy
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:09 PM): did not look like it phased her much
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:34:24 PM): their rectums are incredibly stretchable
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:39 PM): lol i’ll bet
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:34:52 PM): does science know how streachable yet?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:35:22 PM): we’re currently running tests
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:35:50 PM): what vaulble knowledge you are gathering here! good work
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:35:57 PM): indeed
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:36:32 PM): has she dicovered that she is being obsevered yet?
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:37:18 PM): she is vaguely aware of our presence
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:37:37 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:37:52 PM): don’t spook her though
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:40:44 PM): lol
Amanda Mae (10/15/2008 8:41:23 PM): you so the mistress of the spoon
Zombie Bitch From Cuntopia (10/15/2008 8:45:04 PM): i is bored

****stolen from here blog on myspace

14
Oct
08

My cat has bad gass

he may be cute… but damn he stinks….

he is on my computer desk grossing me out right now….

13
Oct
08

The found blog… I keep finding it…

I did not write this… But I could have… This could be an open letter to everybody I care about…

I really have nothing to add… The letter says it all…

11
Oct
08

Yahoo Part II

This chat is completely unedited…nothing is missing…  I mean really this guy never even said hi…

baton_rougeman2004: Shepherd TX,
Amanda Mae: uhmmmm ok
baton_rougeman2004: U
baton_rougeman2004: UR HOT
Amanda Mae: ty
baton_rougeman2004: WHERE U LIVE AT
Amanda Mae: I am in DFW
baton_rougeman2004: U WANT TO
Amanda Mae: huh?
baton_rougeman2004: U SCARED TO
Amanda Mae: I have no idea what you are talking about
baton_rougeman2004: INPERSON
Amanda Mae: uhmmm i do not know you and I get reuglar sex so I do not have to meet strangers
baton_rougeman2004: SO
Amanda Mae: so i do not need to meet some weirdo I have never met

10
Oct
08

The Weather is Cooling and so am I

This time of year really effects me. This is the time of year I like to curl up with some coffee and enjoy a good book. I am also reminded of how much I miss my tan, and the feeling of the summer sun on my skin. I am truly a summer child. Texas summers are hotter than most people can handle but I have been here most of my life. I have to admit though they get to much for even me.
I do not handle cold well.

more…

10
Oct
08

My sin… gluttony…

I drank to much last night, and ate to much today. I have also had way too many sodas today also…

I feel well… like a glutton…

maybe I should go practice some other deadly sins later… or not… i may just get all slothy…

08
Oct
08

Why Yahoo Amuses me

suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:31:50 PM): hi
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:31:57 PM): hi
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:32:32 PM): how aer you?
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:32:45 PM): I am doing well
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:33:50 PM): how can i go about getting it on with you?
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:34:14 PM): well I am not actively looking for anybody hunny so it is really hard to do
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:23 PM): yes i know you told me before..
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:28 PM): but help a guy out
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:34 PM): you dont have to be looking
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:34:42 PM): why? i am not looking for any one
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:54 PM): sometimes i am not looking
suprablue2007 (10/8/2008 3:34:59 PM): but i find someone anyway
Amanda Mae (10/8/2008 3:35:02 PM): If i meet someone who happens to be cool not just trying to get down my pants that is one thing

07
Oct
08

oh my…

My meds are really getting to me….

blah…

I wish my body would get used to it already…